Monday, 10 July 2017

USB

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

No claps please!๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti

One More ☝๐Ÿ˜

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?

Because of 'Tali-ban'!๐Ÿ˜€

 Acha ek aur ☝๐Ÿ˜

How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Ye wala last ☝๐Ÿ˜

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?

Vocabulary!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Bonus One

What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.

Simple its - MOTIVATING.
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