What do you call a bee that comes from America?
USB
No claps please!😄😄
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
Jaswanti
One More ☝😁
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
Because of 'Tali-ban'!😀
Acha ek aur ☝😁
How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!😀😀
Ye wala last ☝😁
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
Vocabulary!😜😁
Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
😝😝 Bonus One
What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.
Simple its - MOTIVATING.
😀😁😂😂
Monday, 10 July 2017
Monday, 3 July 2017
किचन टिप
1- किचन टिप
भुनी हुई मूंगफली कभी भी ट्रांसपेरेंट जार में मत रखो वरना जल्दी ख़तम हो जायेगी 😋
2- किचन टिप
तले हुए काजू यदि ट्रांसपरेंट जार में भर कर मूंगफली वाले जार के बगल में रख दिए जायें तो मूंगफली खतम नहीं होगी😋
3- किचन टिप
दोनों जारों के साथ कभी भी भरी हुई व्हिस्की की बोतल भूल कर भी न रखें वरना
तीनों चीजें खतम हो जाएँगी
😋😜😋🥃🥃🥃🥃
भुनी हुई मूंगफली कभी भी ट्रांसपेरेंट जार में मत रखो वरना जल्दी ख़तम हो जायेगी 😋
2- किचन टिप
तले हुए काजू यदि ट्रांसपरेंट जार में भर कर मूंगफली वाले जार के बगल में रख दिए जायें तो मूंगफली खतम नहीं होगी😋
3- किचन टिप
दोनों जारों के साथ कभी भी भरी हुई व्हिस्की की बोतल भूल कर भी न रखें वरना
तीनों चीजें खतम हो जाएँगी
😋😜😋🥃🥃🥃🥃
Donation
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
Spirit"uals
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This is Absolutely Brilliant..I don't think I've ever heard a concept explained scientifically better than this...Well you see, it's like this...
A herd of buffaloes can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo? 🐃🐃🐃
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.🐃🐃🐃🐅
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.🐃🐃🐃🐅
In much the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, an excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
😎🤔😇
And that's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks....🍺🍻🍺🍻
Awesome message dedicated to all the "Spirit"uals
😹😅😹
🍻🍷🍾🍺
This is Absolutely Brilliant..I don't think I've ever heard a concept explained scientifically better than this...Well you see, it's like this...
A herd of buffaloes can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo? 🐃🐃🐃
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.🐃🐃🐃🐅
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.🐃🐃🐃🐅
In much the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, an excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
😎🤔😇
And that's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks....🍺🍻🍺🍻
Awesome message dedicated to all the "Spirit"uals
😹😅😹
🍻🍷🍾🍺
Thursday, 29 June 2017
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